party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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