walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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