either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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