But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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