lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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