I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
