She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
