I wish my penis had an off switch
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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