Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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