everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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