Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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