I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
This is my gift to your gina
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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