she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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