doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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