I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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