well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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