after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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