Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Found your dick twin last night
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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