I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So many bounce houses so little time
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I want her autograph on my taint
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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