it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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