do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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