I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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