yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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