Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
third nipple confirmed
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
