3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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