idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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