I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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