i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I don't think brook has ever known best
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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