Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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