Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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