I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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