All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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