i'm lost and i look like a hooker
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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