I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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