This girl is more easily done than said...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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