That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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