Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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