I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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