Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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