You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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