Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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