Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My cat gives me a boner
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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