Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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