Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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