Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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