But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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