at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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