haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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