Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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