I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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