Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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