Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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