these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize