Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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