You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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