There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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