At least make sure they are 18
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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